To thee, who hath spirited away my life’s confidant,

I extend my gratitude, profound and vast.

For thou hast lifted the ulcer from my abode,

Swiftly bearing him away ere his noxious aura could render me immobile.

Thou must revel in the fruits of thy labor,

Having invested time and coin to amend thy unsightly visage?

Perchance, an extensive repertoire of shared beds preceded thy facile dalliance?

Indeed, thou art compelled to reap sustenance from him, to fill thy mouth with rice.

A livelihood elusive to one with a diminutive intellect,

A means never procured during thy protracted sojourn in penury.

‘Tis not uncommon for souls like thine, yearning for a dime to alter their wretched fate.

Often, ye conduct thyself akin to creatures sanctifying forbidden caresses,

Paving a route to thy moral turpitude,

Like thieves cloaked in the melancholy shroud of night.

“Behold proof of my prowess, evidence that my wiles can enthrall thy companion,” thou proclaim with haughty assurance.

Yet, those who delight in debauchery, their eyes insatiable, shall forever pursue

For every departure, a fresh allure shall emerge,

And thou… thou shalt remain ensnared in a loveless vessel.

Hence, I express gratitude for thy intrusion into my hearth,

Appreciation for revealing the true countenance of my domestic ally.

Verily, thou hast extricated the roots of my inferno,

Vanquishing the repugnant soul undeserving of my kinship.

Yet, implore me not to assess myself to vindicate thy dalliance.

Thine transgressions and his are not the offspring of my missteps.

Thy ignobility ceases to be my concern,

Thou and I, henceforth, need not cross our tongues in mention.

Now, revel in thy pursuits!

Delight in the cursed realm thou hast fashioned.

I, in turn, shall continue to raise a toast to my nascent life,

For I, regardless of all, remain an honorable soul destined for my rightful due,

Not abased like thee!